October 16, 2002 Jeff Kaiser was a top prospect in the Oakland system in the mid 80's. He had a nice fastball and I thought would be a good quality lefty. Unfortunately his penchant for giving up the gopher ball kept teams from taking too many chances on him.
Orange and Blue Forever
November 17, 2015 When Jeff joined the Mets, his name was being mentioned on a television commercial. There was a running advertisement for milk at the time that featured a young girl looking in a mirror and complaining that the only boy who likes her is “Jeffrey Kaiser, the biggest nerd.” The girl then discovers that drinking milk will make her more attractive when she gets older. She's also shown that the nerdy Jeffrey's looks will improve just as much as her own.
In seven major league seasons, the real life Jeffrey Kaiser posted a 9.17 earned run average, had eight more walks than strikeouts and never won a game. With these statistics, I wonder if HE drank enough milk!