One day, if I ever have grandkids, they might ask me, "Hot Foot, what was life like when you were a kid?" And I would respond with, "It was great. The Mets had this guy, Darryl Strawberry, and he was the best baseball player ever, at least while I was a kid. And not only did he put up big numbers, he was a badass off the field. His friend and teammate Lenny Dykstra called him, 'Soul Pole'. And even though he was married, guess what? He once boinked a female Mets fan in the clubhouse during a game! I didn't learn this until I was a big boy, but still, even when I became a Mets fan I knew Darryl had it in him, and that's why he was my favorite from the start. He was the best player on the team: hitting, fielding, stealing bases, beaver shooting; he did it all.
What's 'beaver shooting'? Oh, that's when players pick out women in the stadium that they want to meet after the game, and then somehow, with a combination of eye contact and some work on behalf of a clubhouse attendant, the player eventually meets his favorite female fan. It usually happens on the road, but on at least one occasion, Darryl did it at Shea, and he didn't even wait until the game was over!
Also, he hit a home run in Game 7 of the 1986 World Series. That game was the perfect ending to the 1986 season and might be one of the happiest days of my life. Top five easy.
The year after, Darryl missed a couple of huge games when he faked having the flu and recorded a rap song in Midtown Manhattan when he was supposed to be home in bed. There was even video recorded in the studio, and it ended up on the 6:30 pm news; the one with Len Berman. Was I surprised Darryl did that? No! His teammates made a big stink about it, but that's only because it showed how hopeless they were without him.
Was the rap song good? No. Not at all, but it was back in the '80s so you can say Darryl was a rap pioneer. He was the best baseball player in the history of baseball until he left NY, and then everything changed. Things got a lot harder and less enjoyable for him after 1990, and guess what, the same is true for me. My family left New Jersey in 1990, and that was Darryl's last year with the Mets. Things got more difficult for both of us when we got older and went past our prime years. But that's another story for when you kids get older.
The best I can say is that things are better now for Darryl and me, and I feel lucky that I was able to see such a great baseball player when I was a kid."